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Wish Demotivational Poster


JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East


TAGS: x men jew jewish funny mutant wolverine
Rating: 2.52/5

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MO - May 9, 2009, 5:47 pm
3rd cousin of GI Jew. The greatest American hebrew!
motifake - May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm

LMAO!!!! 5 lions!


LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...


TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Rick69

rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm
Me Too !


WHEN YOU WISH - Upon a star you're actually a few million years late That star is already dead Like your dreams


TAGS: wish star dreams
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by LLmayhem

twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:26 am
Proxima Centauri is a mere FOUR light years away, meaning that its light is only four years old. Also, most of the stars we see are in this galaxy, which means the farthest ones are onle 100,000 light years away. You science is an epic fail. 2L.
Valek - March 23, 2012, 3:44 am
When you gaze upon the stars, you are actually looking back in time.
LLmayhem - March 19, 2012, 3:20 am
A-the universe is 14.something billion years old. 2-depends on the star
Derek - March 18, 2012, 6:47 pm
Geez, when is someone going point out that most stars last Billions of years?
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 7:34 am
Excellent Stuff 5L
GaryO - March 17, 2012, 9:42 pm
Oh, I love thi5! WOOF!
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 8:05 pm
lol sent this to a friend back at home


MANS BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am
Beautiful!
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am
Awwwwww, very nice


I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer


TAGS: smoking wish cancer
Rating: 3.76/5

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forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:24 pm
that's so bad... 5L!


JEWS - Haha... Jews.


TAGS: jews jewish jew
Rating: 2.88/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 6:15 am
4L. Image quality needs improvement: try reducing the size of each image, then load together onto the white background (less pixelation, improved size). Then again, this would make a good door poster ;)
Emily - November 2, 2008, 6:59 am
That is freaking hilarious!
Barbrady - June 9, 2008, 8:39 am
Best motifake i've ever a look at


A FART IS A WISH YOUR BUTT MAKES -


TAGS: fart wish b*** soppy cynical
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - October 20, 2012, 3:35 pm
Boy, that sure looks like haystack rock, Oregon coast....and, yes, my hind end has made several wishes on the sea side of that rock


ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.


TAGS: god atheism christian christianity xtian xtianity zeus myth mythology religion stupid muslim jew jewish judaism
Rating: 3.02/5

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Aurielius - September 2, 2015, 8:12 am
Agreed, also throw in Political Theory, Cosmology, Medicine and Mathematics.
Bah - December 1, 2009, 1:27 am
What with their inventing of logic, philosophy and science.
what? - July 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
i didnt know the greek were weak minded


SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole




AH... - So THAT'S what she was doing...


TAGS: swish
Rating: 4.61/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:45 pm
I thought she was getting her mouth worked up for me.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 9:10 am
Papa.....bahahaha and a 5L for good measure!
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:27 am
5L - Too funny, Papa!!
GaryO - February 1, 2013, 9:08 pm
Hah, I see what you did there…..n-i-c-e, 5L


WISHES -


TAGS: wishes frog desire
Rating: 4.74/5

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robbidos - June 5, 2012, 2:23 am
i love the catch
gas - June 2, 2012, 4:40 pm
I thought you may like this one Gary xD. Thanks
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:03 pm
N-I-C-E
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:31 pm
thanks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:11 am
Great twist!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:20 am

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.


WISH LIST - Last year was the handheld M134 Minigun with 'Chainsaw action grip'. This year, complete your collection. Nothing says "I want to see the pink mist" Like the Barrett .50 cal (with accessories)


TAGS: wish list barrett
Rating: 4.17/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 15, 2011, 4:06 pm
time to blackmail santa


TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.




STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT -


TAGS: wish isa dream yourheart makes
Rating: 4.42/5

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Airman - April 16, 2012, 7:18 pm
totally agree. he was right. let's move on now. I have a nap coming up
Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 7:10 pm
If the criticism is on the mark, it doesn't matter where it came from, when he starts going off the makrk, that's when you hold him up. And a few trips between goldmedals don't matter none Airman haha :D
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:35 pm
I knew it was a repeat when I saw it, but I've seen a few comments from this member and a**umed he was a reg I've never heard of based on his criticisms. Turs out he has 6 posters and no posts. A little fresh to be policing our site like a greybeard
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:32 pm
my first thought was Did I repeat one? I have done that before.. the age thing is a b****
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
We need to get you a badge officer pengen..... try a few more posters before you bomb on on a respected member no matter how deserving they may be
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
and I added my 1L
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:28 pm
i found it.. never saw it before..
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:25 pm
it is? what number is it..
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:16 pm
this is already a demotivational poster 1L for repeats


JEW-DEER -


TAGS: reindeer day jewish pride oy it is just savvy
Rating: 3.75/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 10:00 pm
boy i tell ya id drop that one like a rock
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:48 pm
Oh stop, rerun... you're giving me nachas!
rerun - December 22, 2009, 12:59 am

schvitzing? Oh, what a schmedric you are,,,,who knew?
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
5L
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
You want they should make with the schvitzing?


ISRAEL PWNED. -


TAGS: israel pwned loser war merkava tank jew jewish
Rating: 2.75/5
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:40 pm
:D


I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems.


TAGS: rubiks cube easy way out bet you wish youd thought of that
Rating: 3.59/5

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rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:05 pm

Have you seen the 2010 version? electronic
MrBlack - March 15, 2010, 10:00 pm
Funny, I broke mine apart then reassembled it. Though I remember the instructions havin things like "move this square from top right to bottom left of the top side without disturbin any of the other sides". Wtf? Batman couldn't solve that riddle.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:32 pm
Well done, BoR.... indeed.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 12:03 pm
Once again, Ron triumphs over the most complex problems with his artistic abilities. Well done BoR.


DEATH WISH -


TAGS: wish
Rating: 3.07/5

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BoneCD - September 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Just beer and paint fumes *god d*** honey do lists*
Billmakindafunnyz - September 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
u smokin crack or something?
Mikeipee - September 6, 2009, 1:10 am
Democrats are just as racist if not more racist than Republicans. Believe it, its a fact!!
WINNER! - April 29, 2009, 10:21 pm
Well at least it's good to see the Republicans trying to reach out to black voters


NOT GUINESS THOUGH -


TAGS: wishes calendar beer heaven
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - June 3, 2012, 12:57 am
Nice one Greeny. 5 cold ones.
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:53 am
Give it a few days and the lake of beer will smell and taste like the now dead fish that were in it when it was water
crankyhead - June 2, 2012, 5:14 pm
5uddenly, I'm very thir5ty.
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:00 pm
My recurring dream………
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:36 pm
haha.. some are never happy
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:46 pm
My first 5L laugh of the day. Thanks Greeny!


SELECTIVE INVISIBILITY -




WHAT DOES NOT KILL US - MAKES US STRONGER If it doesn't make you stronger then pretty sure bet you'll wish it had killed you.


TAGS: kill stronger bet wish lightening
Rating: 4.61/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 8:02 pm
Yep life is harder than people lead you to believe ;)
MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:27 pm
totally agreed


BROKEN HEARTS - You don't die from them but you sure wish you did


TAGS: wish jan 12th dremagnum
Rating: 3.38/5

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Hasbunmb - February 28, 2010, 3:09 pm
True enough...


FEASIBLY JOURNEY -


TAGS: single life calendar feasible wishes
Rating: 4.88/5

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tatespa - May 2, 2012, 12:39 pm
Well done Greeny!!! WELL done!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 12:59 am
I like these subtle tribute posters you've been making. Very nice 5L
Greeny - May 1, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thanks - it's for Feas; and my favorite old avatar of his
mariand - May 1, 2012, 4:34 pm
amsome
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 3:29 pm
Love this, reference towards Feas as well as the May Calendar I presume? either way, 5L


YOU CAN NEVER - have too much of a good thing




CHINESE RESTAURANT - But is it Kosher?


TAGS: jewish chinese restaurant
Rating: 4.43/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 5:46 am
Ph**oshop too obvious, sign's wording is qlever, not clever; sorry.
twill1962 - June 19, 2012, 12:46 pm
Sorry, it was one of my first attempts a few years ago. I thought I'd post it.
MPsniper - June 19, 2012, 8:16 am
overused sign gen


HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

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thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


WITHOUT A WISH -




CHANGE -


TAGS: life time day wish duty human nature world religion faith gandhi opinion
Rating: 3.36/5

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jetgod - September 15, 2009, 2:14 pm
Yeah but try researching the bio of Gandhi. Try his racist South African years for starters.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
p.s.: mooblets!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
Wow, Ghandi was an idiot. Obviously knew nothing of game theory.
Derek - July 23, 2009, 11:07 pm
Excellent quote. Another way of saying "avoid hypocrisy" :-)


IF WISHES WERE BUTTERFLIES - Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone's car.


TAGS: wishes b***erflies autos
Rating: 4.96/5

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MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Thank you Greeny
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Tee hee tee hee!
Greeny - June 2, 2012, 11:55 am
Nice one!
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:42 am
Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:41 am
Great poster Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:04 am
Mine would be feasted upon by a blue jay after I nursed it back to health. Blue B**tards!


MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION -


TAGS: make a wish sick children
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - August 31, 2012, 7:59 pm

I would hate to think a kid was denied for that reason. The people who benefit from this group don't care where the money comes from. I know my brother & his family didn't, they just needed time away from the hospital, chemo, needles, & pain.
EmilioDumphque - August 31, 2012, 5:39 pm
If I was a dying 13 year old, my wish would be for some nookie, without my parents' knowledge! I doubt they accommodate that kind of wish, but why not?
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2012, 11:51 pm
So do I, though I can't stand it when they're like "Sorry, Timmy, no wish for you, we were offered money that we could have used to make it happen, but we turned it down because it was raised by a strip club or other business whose morals we don't like."
rerun - August 27, 2012, 4:29 pm

I fully support the Make A Wish foundation, wonderful people that I hope nobody ever needs to call on.


WISH -




SURPRISE! -




ONE WISH - I'll take this, and a lifetime supply of AAA batteries.


TAGS: remote one wish
Rating: 3.33/5

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djinnyf - April 21, 2011, 10:09 pm
For when she gets boring... They complain, they complain... but if you don't make a mess here and there... they won't love you!!! xx
familyghost - April 13, 2010, 4:21 pm
symmetry?
cheesypoofs - April 13, 2010, 3:30 pm
wait.. why is there a nagging up switch?


THANKSGIVING -




PROHIBITION, HUH? - Jewish Ingenuity Kicking Some Serious Sacramental Ass




JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler




THE VIGILANTE - Streamlining ourjustice system for as long as we can remember




HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Mr. Moderator Happy Birthday to you


TAGS: a pre emptive happy birthday wish
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:55 am
This is, and would always be.... heaven.
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:24 am
was it Aggy's birthday yesterday? crap, and I would have baked him a cake ;(


MY ONE WISH -




JESUS -




3D -




DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!


TAGS: dandelion wishes landing neighbor yard
Rating: 5/5

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holymoly - May 24, 2012, 2:23 pm
god ive missed some good ones... Hilariaous cause I can remember thinking the same thing.. FAV'd
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 12:10 am
Thank you!!
GaryO - May 17, 2012, 10:12 pm
Good'n Mi55Pri55


SADNESS -


TAGS: the day the music died all you need is love i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner those songs stick in your head
Rating: 4.69/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!


My Wish -




SPEAK CLEARLY -


TAGS: make your wish clear humor
Rating: 4.54/5

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CPTinshano - June 3, 2012, 7:06 pm
LOL
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:35 am
It's also important to specify how you want what you wish for. Or I want to be rich might get you turned into a drug lord and I want to be young & beautiful forever might get you turned into a mannequin
lgvernon - June 2, 2012, 10:40 pm

Took me a while to turn that old joke into a poem. Thanks, GaryO!~
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 10:39 pm
Nicely done LG, nicely done


WHAT WOULD IT BE? -




ONE FINAL WISH - If you had just a minute to breathe and they granted you one final wish Would you ask for something like another chance? Or something similar as this?


TAGS: wish the low spark of high heeled boys
Rating: 3.77/5

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GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:19 pm
a kiss to die for? well,this one time, I was travelling through Missouri, and this one chick she kissed me, sent shivers to my TOES!!, I've never forgotten it....to this day
forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:50 pm
not really similar, but you're on the right way... *eg*


TIME IN A BOTTLE -




Make a Wish -


TAGS: make wish dallas cowboys vow
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:34 am
That ticker is 5o accurate; how many lawyers have used that argument, lol.


Meanwhile, in AZ -


TAGS: walking in a winter wonderland i wish asphalt angel
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - February 3, 2014, 11:12 am
Juggernaut as a child
MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 12:44 pm
What's the kid's address...I can literally send him 5L tons!


GONE TOO SOON -


TAGS: death wish you were here
Rating: 4.9/5

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caveman - April 14, 2012, 7:45 am
Thankyou?
godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:43 am
you are too funny !
maoworks2 - April 13, 2012, 8:45 am
Nice One 5L.


WISH -


TAGS: apr 12 one wish
Rating: 4.67/5

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GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:25 pm
true that 5L


IF I CAN'T WISH FOR MORE WISHES - can I wish that I can wish for more wishes?




EITHER WAY ENJOY THE VIEW -


TAGS: destiny calendar lost wishes
Rating: 4.36/5

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carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)


DEATH -




regret -


TAGS: dream nightmare sleep wish
Rating: 4.13/5

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rerun - June 22, 2013, 2:41 pm

strong


WISHES - Do come true to those who believe.




MY ONLY WISH -


TAGS: one wish
Rating: 2.27/5

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rnbw00 - September 26, 2011, 2:34 pm
The best wish I've come across: Whenever I want to buy something, I'll reach into my pocket, and the exact amount will always be there.
CANADA - April 12, 2010, 2:27 pm
LMAO @ moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 6:28 am
5butjam?........is that a g** thing?....and if it is.....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....being g** isn't weird...But 5 on 1?
5butjam - April 12, 2010, 6:19 am
...and with more wish I get more shoe, more dollar and more grammar?


EMBARRASSMENT -


TAGS: teddy girl invisible wishing unnoticed
Rating: 4.69/5

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spacedog - June 2, 2011, 9:00 pm
LOL! I thought Mods automatically purged all emotion except loathing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2011, 7:45 pm
Dammit Space.......now I'm feeling things!
EpicScribbles - June 1, 2011, 9:13 pm
Stacy? d*** Im sorry about the breakup but give it a break, its been 3 years.


THE GREATER EFFECT -




WISHING - If wishes were kisses my lips would be chapped


TAGS: wish
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - October 26, 2011, 4:15 pm
Please also post to Moti-Twist


ARTIFICIAL TREES - Apparently they're another fine product brought to you by Wayne Industries and sponsored by the Goddamn Batman


TAGS: december challenge trees is anyone gonna check to see if that guy is jewish
Rating: 4.1/5

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Treehodger - January 7, 2010, 12:50 am
Jews. Batman Hates Them.
Dude 4515 - December 8, 2009, 1:10 pm
just imagine what she did for batman when she heard about this though. on teh other hand, catwoman wouldn't be very happy with ivy's thanks. oooh this story needs to continue. anyway, 5 lions
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:10 am
If this is how Batman reacted, I bet Poison Ivy was REALLY pissed...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Going, going, GONE!!. It's out here!! 5 "Ka-POWS!!


LISTEN -




WISHES - someone is going to help you make this one come true.


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.83/5

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rerun - January 12, 2010, 2:47 pm

she is that dirty, just not with you....sorry, I had to go there


OPPORTUNITIES -


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.33/5

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ULTIMATUMS - Sometimes They Work In Your Favor, Sometimes Not So Much Telling Her You'd Never Leave Her Only GaveHer Inspiration


TAGS: be careful what you wish for
Rating: 1.71/5

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cowboyrich - April 29, 2011, 11:34 am
At least you can still look up her friend's skirt...


Gotta love her…no escaping that -


TAGS: jewish mom
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - August 16, 2013, 7:08 pm
Nice one Gary.
MissPriss - August 13, 2013, 11:32 pm
Bazinga...or bulls eye...ah, either applies.!


Angel On His Shoulder -


TAGS: angels heaven hell wishes marriage
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 23, 2014, 3:28 am
Sometimes wishes do come true... :(
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:45 am
Loved the twist ending.


Bah Humbug -


TAGS: 2014 mediocre wishes never aim higher than your expectations and you won t be disappointed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 4:25 pm
Glad to "hear" it!
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 2:58 pm
Love it, still laughing! :D


Never Say Never Again -


TAGS: dream nightmare wish fear sleep
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - April 5, 2014, 2:08 am
Thank you. :)
Reality Lord - April 4, 2014, 4:21 pm

epic stuff you been b***** out greybeard.


Make A Wish -


TAGS: men bar genie wishes wrong
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:07 am
Nah...just a lot of bullheaded MS paint with several curse words thrown in for good measure ;)
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:05 am
or learn to love what life (or a drop dead gorgeous genie) throws ya...teehee.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:04 am
Thanks Grey.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:03 am
No thank you, glad you enjoyed!
ughomer - September 10, 2014, 9:39 am
A Classic, Pwissy! Lot of detail ph**oshopping here! 5L.
EmilioDumphque - September 10, 2014, 12:52 am
...and the moral is: enunciate!
Greybeard - September 9, 2014, 11:21 pm
5LMAO. Hahahaha
Bandit5906 - September 9, 2014, 11:10 pm
Thank you MP! Great humor!
GaryO - September 9, 2014, 3:01 pm
HAH!
MissPriss - September 9, 2014, 1:34 pm
Thanks lg...just couldn't resist. It had to be a Mr. Gary ...teehee.
MissPriss - September 9, 2014, 1:32 pm
Thanks Sho! I tried to get your good side. And tried. And tried...
Sho - September 9, 2014, 1:22 pm
almost chocked on my lemonade lol. Great one, Miss P. 5/f!
lgvernon - September 9, 2014, 12:53 pm

Wunnerful take on an oldie but goodie~~and I ain't referrin' to the three in the art. 5L


Wishing on cosmic flukes is futile -


TAGS: on these stars ill make a wish a million voices a million fists ayria
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 8, 2014, 12:42 pm

Hence my having called it a rock
EmilioDumphque - July 8, 2014, 11:19 am
Stars are too far to fall to Earth. That's a meteor.
Greeny - July 8, 2014, 5:19 am
hopes and dreams are overrated anyway - 5&f
Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 1:02 am
The possible introduction of something new to a distant planet. Perhaps the "Blob".
Bandit5906 - July 7, 2014, 9:47 pm
There is another way of looking at things though!


YES DEAR -


TAGS: plans wishes marriage
Rating: 4.89/5

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Sho - September 6, 2012, 8:58 am
5&f


A DREAM -




I Wish -


TAGS: catholic dirty *** wish
Rating: 4.88/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2014, 4:56 pm
Drop this one by religifake as well.
JesusWept - February 11, 2014, 2:54 pm
I guess you're not a catholic hehe. Thanks for the fiver :)
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:47 pm
Jesus...that may be, but it still doesn't always make it 5L fun ;)


MOTIFAKER'S REMORSE -


TAGS: motifake wish poster bad good
Rating: 4.83/5

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mariand - August 20, 2011, 4:25 pm
I think that'5 a noobs disease...
spacedog - August 20, 2011, 1:22 pm
We've all been there, 5ome of us on a regular basis. Kind of like being the winter caretaker at the Overlook h**el.


HOLIDAYS - Sometimes The Best Presents Should Remain In The Box. Happy Holidays Motifakers


TAGS: holiday gift best wishes rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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showmeone - March 20, 2011, 2:29 pm
Nuts...for Xmas again??


ALONE -


TAGS: be careful whatyou wish for
Rating: 4.77/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 13, 2012, 3:22 pm
Thanks RR.
rerun - October 12, 2012, 7:58 pm

wow, wonderful


GETTING OLD -




HALLOWEEN AT HOME -


TAGS: lowrider spanish halloween wish family
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - November 1, 2013, 12:13 pm

Que bonita,Mono! Cinco leones!
MissPriss - November 1, 2013, 9:57 am
Monkey, you have to share this at motofake...please!


DREAMS -


TAGS: be careful what you wish for the power of suggestion is strong
Rating: 4.73/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:37 pm
That's just how I roll. 5L


MORTIFIED -


TAGS: one wish day
Rating: 4.54/5

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Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:11 pm
Get a life!!
pieman - April 13, 2010, 2:22 am
Words can not describe the empathy I will feel for you in 4 years. 5L
ICEMAN - April 12, 2010, 8:32 pm
I knew there was some reason you wore that clown makeup, Face. That's a fiver.


THE VALUE OF CARE -




Does This Mean Anything ? -


TAGS: wish
Rating: 4.29/5

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ACHIEVEMENT -




A NEW YEARS WISH . -


TAGS: wish
Rating: 4.17/5

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WISHING - Even in the farthest depths of the universe someone hears your dreams. They want you to be quiet and go to bed.




MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: i personally wish each and everyone of you a merry christmas and a happy new year year even you timmy for i can nopt hold a grudge but i can hold your head under water
Rating: 3.69/5

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kiabaman4258 - November 23, 2010, 11:55 am
the joke's in the tags for the picture and the picture was submitted on christmas eve 2009 dude
urmom - June 26, 2010, 3:22 pm
i dont get it?
spacedog - December 25, 2009, 3:10 am
Merry Christmas everyone.
DJZero - December 25, 2009, 12:58 am
nice tags, 5L


I WISH I WAS A MOD... - They have an office and coffee cups!


TAGS: i wish i was a mod
Rating: 3.6/5

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BONES -


TAGS: bones wishbone
Rating: 3.48/5

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Sean - July 18, 2009, 12:14 am
Who you callin' a turkey, turkey?!!!
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 8:42 pm
Epic.


MY ONE WISH SON - is that someday this will all be yours


TAGS: one wish
Rating: 3.43/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:34 am
"what, the curtains?"


CANADA -


TAGS: your wish is our command
Rating: 3.26/5

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The Goat - September 27, 2009, 7:39 am
Yeah well 1967 was about when Canada scrapped her last aircraft carrier!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 3:10 pm
OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGG!!!! thats perfect!
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 3:07 pm
Just so you know; a 67' falcon is a coffin


IMAGE GENERATORS - Wishful Thinking Machines Work Without Mods, Too. But It's Half The Fun.


TAGS: image generator mod wishful think
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - October 28, 2010, 8:50 pm

think this should have been submitted to crapfake.com
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 7:46 pm
Maybe I've mixed it up with memorial plaques... typographic **** happens!
culos - October 28, 2010, 7:00 pm
aRE yOU bLIND ???
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 5:24 pm
Isn't it tradition to write the subline with capitals?
culos - October 28, 2010, 9:06 am
What's Up With All The Capitals It Makes It Very Tiresome To Read!


JESUS -




ROAMER - he can't go anywhere without Silvermist.... even the bathroom




MODERATORS IN MODERATION -


TAGS: mods wishyhasbeen
Rating: 2.88/5

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Hawamleh - November 14, 2010, 6:37 am
You look good in it rerun...and aggy doesn't look half as bad as he did at the last picnic.. where's grey though...
rerun - November 13, 2010, 6:45 pm

I have to explain it because ome crybaby will go"why was that approved" when mine wasn't.
ICEMAN - November 13, 2010, 6:26 pm
If you have to explain it, rerun, it wasn't worth it in the first place.
rerun - November 13, 2010, 6:23 pm

approved cause it made me laugh


MY FIRST CAR - A lot nicer then most of yours but lets face it, your poor.


TAGS: wish i still had it
Rating: 2.8/5

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CANADA - February 11, 2010, 2:49 pm
not my first,but I bought my my dodge for 6500 blown up then put over 9000 into it. but that was alot of penny saving
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 12:03 pm
My first car cost $800......even my current ride was only $12000. You Yankees don't know how good you have it.
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:59 am
she sold it to me for 7800 and insurance paid me 12800. after i told her i could not afford it. Still i would rather have had the car. plus my parents took there 3900 back out of the check.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:57 am
It took me 4 cars and 10 years with a license to get a sweet car.....consider yourself lucky.
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:56 am
No but he had a steno book that he wrote everything in. changed oil date/time wiper blades date/time every time he touched it he put it in the book. it was a sweet car. it got totalled 6 weeks after i got it by some a-hole while it was parked.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:51 am
Lucky bastard.....did he die in the car?
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:46 am
Parents had money. I had to pay for half. got my first job at 14 at a car wash. plus old lady gave me a deal on it after her husband died. did not buy it new.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:44 am
I have to ask....If that was really your first car....Were you a rich kid or a prostitute?
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:41 am
And a Zing!Still a plus 5 from me
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:41 am
I fail again. Oh well i will move on.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:31 am
*You're*....We might be poor but at least we can spell.
Densaku - February 11, 2010, 11:26 am
Camaro is the Ferrari of the poor......Lol^^


TEN-LAYER CAKE - I know it's not SPACE CAKE, but until Porcelina comes back, it will have to suffice.




WELL... - I would to if i had to spend another minute next to that guy.


TAGS: i wish
Rating: 1.9/5

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SORRY - I appear to have farted on your gem.


TAGS: wishmaster
Rating: 1.46/5

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